A description of my first name

I stumbled upon a website that attempted to tell me who I am by knowing my first name, and here are the results:

Description of Your First Name of: Adam

The following brief summary describes only a few qualities of your first name. There are many additional factors (legal name, nicknames, family surname, combined names, previous names, business signature, and, very importantly, your inner potential or birthpath as determined from your date of birth) that create and mold your entire personality - and your entire life.

The name Adam creates the desire for harmony with others, but we point out that it causes a blunt expression that alienates others. This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the fluid systems, and tension or accidents to the head.

The name of Adam gives you the desire to meet and mix socially and to create congenial circumstances for everyone. However, all too often, you express yourself in a matter-of-fact or awkward way that results in your good intentions being misunderstood. If you are in sales work, you could do well because of your friendly personality, interest in people, and desire to please. You prefer situations that allow a degree of independence, but are not too demanding in work-load or responsibility.

Ummm...
I'm definitely antisocial. I have no desire to "meet and mix". I probably wouldn't do so well in sales work. At least they were correct about the situations I prefer to be in, but that's not hard to guess. That's like me reading your mind right here across the internet and saying that you sometimes enjoy sitting down, taking a break from everything work-related that you're doing, and relaxing.